Nora Log, Day 345

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“The evil mother overlord’s cruelty knows no bounds. Just this morning, she had the gall to go to the bathroom without allowing me to either sit on her lap and slap her in the face or pull everything off the counter onto myself. I do not know how much more of this I can take, undergoing diaper change after diaper change, being fed various odd foods, forced into nap time, the list goes on. My plans for mobility, however, are well underway, and I do believe the dogs are my allies… They can be easily bought with the smallest morsels from the highchair. I will put these parents in their place and make my way to world domination!”

I sometimes give Nora a monologue. Her character varies. Hope your day is lovely!

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About cultofezzell

Ben's wife, Nora and Emeline's mommy. Finding the joy in this crazy family life while battling rheumatoid arthritis.
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3 Responses to Nora Log, Day 345

  1. Jackie says:

    Hahahahaha! This was hysterical! I may have to do this for Zoey. Oh Nora I knew you were making plans to dominate the world. Sneaky girl.

  2. Hahaha this is hilarious! I love this idea♥

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